So he said if we had sex he'd take me to Build A Bear. My virginity is so worth a trip to build a bear.
You're 20.
IT'S BUILD A BEAR!
Your dad's facebook is ejaculating midlife crisis all over my minifeed
It's so cute when the exchange student uses "blowjob" as a verb.
She said her hobbies include bangin guys on one night stands and then sending them facebook relationship requests the next morning just to freak em out
I want to break up with him.....but he has a george forman grill...like I need that
I just saw that cheerleader from u of arkansas that I hooked up with over spring break on espn. My parents would be so proud.
Too high to move please buy hi-c and pour it in my mouth in exchange I will marry your first born child
Two words that describe last night: naked and backflips.
I'm not sure. But a mason jar of drug free urine just as soon as anyone can would be so awesome.
We're Scorpios. We're like dogs rolling in whatever smells good to us.
I'm sure I'll run in to him again, there's only so many VA detoxes.
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
He's all enlightened and liberal. My next beefcake will be much more Neanderthal.
All I can think about are the cheese it's on my desk at work this morning. Like are those apologetic cheese it's or does he seriously think he still has a shot..
i just had diarrhea that people from the 1930's would have died from
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