oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
is it possible for your nipples to fall off? if so mine might. they hurt so bad...
You act like this is the first time i've fingered two 17 year olds at the same time
Breaking personal boundaries is my trademark
The manager of the bar we were at the night before came to my house today giving me coupons. Apperently you and i won karaoke night which is a prize of 300 beer dollars. No idea what beer dollars means nor do i have any memory of doing karaoke but lets go back tonight.
I am sweating out the vodka to make room for the whiskey tonight.
well its a long story but basically i overcame many cockblocks
Eh, not fuck buddies. I prefer sexercise partner.
His penis without viagra is what breaks my heart.
Ima go for a jog. and I'm going to jog until I throw up a lung. then I'll crawl home.
I am sure I don't wanna know but I have to ask... Why is there a kiddie pool full of jello in the living room?
He told me he loved me...but added "you crazy bitch" at the end. Does it still count???
Need advice bro. Which one should I take: the blonde devil crying in the corner or the brunette crawling on the floor acting like a dinosaur??
All i want from a relationship is to get drunk watch pirates of the Caribbean and have sex
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