What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
lets put it this way..we'd win on tool academy
The guy drove to our house at 6am to sell us weed. Now that's customer service.
Im wearing all my glow sticks to bed so i know where my arms are at all times.
This will be the 3rd time you have blacked out and lost your phone only to have some kind stranger find it, charge it, call me, then mail it back to you. Your luck amazes me...
just puked a little into my hand/sleeve. way too hungover for the first day of class
Smoked Hookah in the playhouse last night. Childhood was so fun.
I told him he could fuck me once he could grow a beard. Never expected seeing him ten years later with a goatee and a great memory...
I just really need a hug and a shower beer
Drunk and alone at a magic show is what my life has become without you
My life is a clusterfuck of men and disorderly priorities right meow.
valentines day is a day for loved ones to share. So me and my vibrator. Happy holidays.
Whose panties are you wearing on your head and why are you sending me pics of it?
I had a rough night. I'm just gonna lay here and masturbate for a while before I have to go adult.
I cannot believe all 4 of us had sex at the same time, in the same bed... And it didn't turn into a foursome..
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