Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
Last night this chick queefed when I was going down on her. Thinking if you! xo
I feel like Captain Hook just gave me a pap smear.
I just need to go to a bar tonight wrapped in an American flag singing the national anthem
Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
okay when i look at this i can see it on the future news along with the headline "picture scandal involving senatorial candidate sexually harassing drunken idiot in what appears to be a pink room of pain"
I hate vagina strikes, but I must not stray from my path. My boyfriend will know the true meaning of blue balls.
Sleeping in a car was not on my list of plans for the night.
He also complimented my butt. High praise coming from a boob guy.
I'm glad there seems to be a general consensus regarding your ass
I'm serious-it was like trying to deep-throat a minivan.
Just walked past the field playing Jesus music with a fanny pack full of condoms and beer. Happy Sunday.
Now we just need to figure out why your underwear was in your bra
Come eat Chinese buffet and watch us trip on acid. It'll be fun.
Note to Self: Never again eat a weed brownie by yourself two hours before a tornado warning in your exact location.
I mean, you've had my nipples in your mouth now, so I think we've reached a certain level of friendship.
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