just saw bouncers outside a coffee shop. beginning to question humanity.
Walking home still drunk in snow. Snowflakes are my only hydration..Need moreee
She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
I puked all over his apartment, then slept with the skinniest girl here. Which isn't saying much in Ohio.
Those foam number one hands, are the BEST socks.
I'm by the dj to the left. Come get me now this girl is talking about baby names and I dnt even no hers
I can't see you
I'm the only one that's wearing a tarzan outfit get your ass over here you douche
his name is devion and he has a voice like velvet and handcuffs
I wonder when walk of shame thursdays in the rain will finally make me stop drinking.
If he comes over tomorrow, im answering the door naked. Simple as that.
It's hard to be judgmental of others when you are wearing silver pleather.
I'm sorry that running around town like a frenetic wombat trying to find you KY jelly isn't good enough for you.
Thank you for listening to my rant about tacos.
I don't want to inconvenience you with my dick\n\n
Bacon and your penis are involved. Of course I'm going over.
And by "have lunch together" you mean me giving you a blow job in the back of your Tahoe, right?
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