you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
i went through the entire semester and only just now realized there's a girl in my history class that i've hooked up with.
my life is one jail cell away from being a bad country music song.
All of my current injuries can be related back to sex.
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
It was either a cute kinda butch tomgirl or a really fem guy. Either way, I made out with it. Bisexuality, my best friend.
well i just had my first "when i graduated college she was 12" morning
This needs to stop. I just vacuumed the wall. Adderall is a double edged sword.
Meanwhile I am sitting on the couch with a 32 ounce rum and coke trying to decide if I'm too drunk to go get french fries.
Do you know how difficult it is to give head to someone who's imitating Forrest Gump?
Lol what? Monday night impromptu acid drop was the alternative.
Dude chill patience is a virtue.
WHY DOES PATIENCE HAVE TO BE A VIRTUE, WHY CAN'T HURRY THE FUCK UP BE A VIRTUE?
My fart just smelled like the inside of white castle, I mean spot on, no difference whatsoever.
You asked me if I ever met a talking rock and when I said no, you looked me dead in the eye and said today was my lucky day then you crawled into a ball and started talking...that high.
I'll give you another blowjob if you bring me some cake.
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