i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
God Help those hot young girls. It's going to be like Bambi in iraq. Except worse.
Good, she had spurs on her boots. That is a sign for instant herp attack.
we didnt even have break up sex...
you had it for us with someone else...
Can't promise anything, there's vodka in my thermos
His fuck buddy just got fake tits and wants him to 'come break them in.' I need his life.
Found my underwear in a solo cup. That about sums up this weekend.
The drunk fake out is her specialty. She'll agree to come with us and two seconds later we check to make sure she's still there and we see her booking it down the hall in the opposite direction.
Of the 4 nights I've gone downtown this week, I've been "piss in the parking lot" drunk 5 times
I hooked up with a guy dressed up as morning wood. Needless to say he lived up to his costume.
You know your night is done when the police confiscate your bra at high school basketball game
I shall relish in being the most basic of bitches
million dollar idea: razor dispensers in bar bathrooms. your welcome, girls who didn't think they were getting laid tonight.
roommates are droppin acid, i really should stop them from staring directly at the light bulb, but their giggles are so enchanting.
I'm about 40% drunk. You know, not drunk enough to light the bar on fire, but drunk enough to let the cougar hit on me.
Randomize
