dont touch anything in my room. If its phallus shaped, i can almost guarantee its been in my vagina.
my goal is to masturbate without thinking about my exbf.
found my necklace. it was safe with all 6 boxes of peeps that i bought that night.
It's all sex hats and vagina bandages with you isn't it?
We had a deepthroating contest with breadsticks at Olive Garden
How do you feel? I threw up in a towel. Also, a lot of other things.
It's official. Those are now your come fuck me flipflops
nobody was home so I boiled the dildo
So yes we had an orgy last night and I sucked your tits while you fucked my husband but I am weird about sharing my toothbrush.
What exactly is it about Doctor Who thigh high socks with a matching shirt that says "take me I'm yours!"
There's a guy masturbating in front of Sephora right now
I slept like a rock because of your dick. I'll thank him personally later.
Woke up in my boxers on a subway with a phone number written on my arm in lipstick..Best Night EVER.
can we fuck so we can live up to our nicknames for eachother?
I just washed down my antidepressant with some pineapple wine. I'm the picture of mental health this holiday season
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