what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
sometimes i wonder what i would do without sheltered catholic girls w/ overprotective parents
never have sex?
its officail im naming my first born child brickbreaker
My roommate was eating ketchup out of a bowl. Get me the hell out of here.
I finally got her to squirt but it wasnt a stream, it came out in the form of mist. I felt like I was in rainforest cafe.
She bought a fucking hedgehog. And that's just the tip of the crazy iceberg.
i seriously have like 9 pictures of people taking shots out of a vag on my camera....
She tried to cook Velveeta IN the oven on clean mode.
i have this gut feeling friday is going to be interesting.\nAnd by interesting I mean I feel like im going to get punched in the face by his girlfriend.
You just met him on Thursday, and you've already nicknamed him Golden Penis?
Hillary is trying to make pickle pops with vodka and sell them to kids at the ball park.
I'm at about main and main street
I NEVER left your party last night of anyone asks.
Yeah, I didn't wake up handcuffed to my bed either.
Can we please get through at least one night out when you DON'T threaten to have sex with one of my parents?!?!
My theory is if i keep drinking, evolution will kick in and I will grow a bigger, faster, and more improved liver by January.
Randomize
