Do you ever think God made girls unattractive around their periods as a warning?
We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
Yo dude either Brian has herpes or he was jerking off to Web MD 'cause I just walked in on him
you're the best thing to happen to me. closely followed by learning to ejaculate, and drugs.
are we at that level where i can tell you your girlfriends tits looked really good yet?
I wish I had a "puke in your car" emoticon
The lady next to me at the airport just baggage checked a six pack. She is now my hero.
Its... i dont even know. theres lots of rap music and i cant find my shoes
He's way too stoned. I took him to el bra and he's laying on the table, not sure what to do with him
It wasn't even dirty talking, it was more like the soothing gentle nonsense noises you make when you've spooked a horse.
If I ever look like I'm about to have a repeat of last night, hit me. Just smack me as hard as you can.
I fell asleep in the bathroom during my mothers dinner party with no pants on. Her friend walked In. I was told to not come back.
why did i wake up in the bathroom?
we had to stay with you a while until we convinced you it wasn't safe to wash your face, then you fell asleep with your foot in the toilet.
I know you told me I shouldn't go see him...that's why I'm texting you letting you know I made it home safe from his house this morning
I put him in the supply closet, used the copy paper to build a fort around him and his wheelchair, then he fucked me in the fort.
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