Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
Last night started off great but became the saddest day of my life when i was drunk in a hotel room eating day old mac and cheese out of a yatzee cup with a coffee lid as a spoon...
We were so tired we rock paper scissored for who would be on top. I won.
you were making out, puked over his shoulder and insisted everything was okay
i need to know the scientific term for a guy's taint so i can explain what i did last night.
Every time I get scared about the fact that I'm falling for him I remember that he juggles and is hung like a mastadon and everything is a-ok.
Remember the 3 things that are off limits? They're fair game if you get here in the next 5 minutes
After what was supposed to be a one night stand I woke up to a message in my room wall written in marker "Kaitlin got it on in here" definitely a cock block down the road
It's like the sisterhood of the traveling vaginas over here
Smoked a blunt with a girl i met at the bus stop today. What you did today is irrelevant
MAYDAY. glass in foot, have crush on guy with mullet.life is over.
I feel like at this point in my life I should be dating someone who doesn't run out of all his money on Mondays and have to wait til fridy to buy his weed
we dropped acid in chinatown. worst. idea. ever. too many colors. and nobody has any idea where steve is.
Just so were clear your wife is cut off from my dick.
Oh my god my purse is too heavy for me to dance with boys cause it has too many stolen sink faucets in it
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