I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
Walk of Shame. In a state park.
Seeing a catheter being inserted into a penis severely diminished my sex life
It was the worst sex ever. All she did was tap on my balls with her hands like she was in a reggae band.
That was like a fiery explosion of flailing arms and wonderful passion
I told my manager I was trying to conserve my energy for date night/Sexual Olympics later. That's legit for another break, right?
Then you're three pancakes deep in regret.
SMOKEY THE BEAR CAME AT US WITH FUCKING AXES IN MY DREAM I THINK IT IS A SIGN TO STOP BLAZING IT IN THE WOODS
Me and my liver are not on speaking terms.
that awkward moment when you use blowjob jokes as a segue into coming out as bi
Sorry for throwing up in your humidifier last night, I thought it was some sort of electrical garbage can
Man, it's really obvious that I was either handcuffed or tied up last night. Either way, not something you'd want coworkers knowing.
If my one night stand asked me to move in with him right after does it still count as a one nighter?
Last night you broke a mirror, and then rolled around in the glass shards. Miraculously, there's not a scratch on you...
So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?
Randomize
