My place. Tomorrow Night. Bring your liver, and something for it to do.
he's going on about how he's going to treat me right and wants to let himself be in love with me and spend a lot of time together. kids these days. like its not about sex anymore. i'm confused.
He did a double fist pump when he discovered the Magnums fit and skipped back towards the bed.
New channing tatum movie.
I'll bring my vibrator.
Even my psychiatrist thinks I should fuck the married guy.
Woke up to the sound of my own moans coming from the tv....evidently it was videotaped.
His penis will pick the quickest route to vagina. it's like an biological onstar.
DUDE EDDIE MURPHY JUST DID A BODY SHOT OFF A HOOKER. IM NEVER COMING HOME
They conduct scientific research memoirs about what sort of shit happened last night after I ate those cookies.
Just did a relay race involving shotgunning beers, cannonballs and riding a blowup whale. Never want to leave vacation.
He kept walking up to every girl at the party saying "Hi, I'm George Clooney. No I won't marry you." He left with three girls.
I also made him write a nonfiction romance novel about what happened and to give it to me when the time was right
I'll just go on tinder. Seeking strong male to help take apart ikea furniture and move. I'll touch your dick.
Well hell, he's gotta sleep in the bed he's made. Multiple times. For multiple girls I'm sure.
He had a temporary tattoo of Justin Bieber on his dick and I still had sex with him
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