I told her I was pledging and she immediately proposed to give me head in the bathroom. i love how easy rushees are
It was fun until I shot a pea out of my nose while throwing up. Left over tuna casarole at 3Am was a terrible choice.
it was a weeks worth of wine for $20. it would have been fiscally irresponsible to not buy it.
She is only going home with him in hopes to give him herpes. She has been plotting some master revenge since 7th grade.
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
I wanna thank you for having such slutty friends growing up. Your a great little sister
There was an ice luge. Lets just leave it at that.
My goal for the night is to see your housemate's one lonely teste.
Just rolled up a joint with a cop standing right beside me. He just told us to not leave behind any garbage or empties. God I love canadian camping
If there was a tv show called "True Life: My 58 Year Old Dad Rolls Better J's Than Me" I'd be on it.
I'll be thirty in eight months. I think my goal is too stop changing my pants in the parking lot at work by then.
AND I JUST BURNT MY BACON. WTF MONDAY. SCREW YOU TOO
As if I wouldn't steal Nintendo brand "Mario is my HOMEBOY!" boxers when he gave me the entire drawer to choose from.
My boobs keep hanging out of this shirt. I think thats the style I'm going for tonight
So pro tip. do not order drugs from india and then assume you know your tolerance level.
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