i have i love cock written on my hand and a vagina drawn on my arm and i just finished eating breakfast with the whole fam for mothers day
ahah at least you got away with it
nope...my gran was the one who informed me
Thank God for loud music. There is a circus in my butt right now.
Turns out he's not gay. He just didn't know how else to say he's not into me. He just hit on my sister.
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
I woke up on a futon with 2 stolen budwiesers in my purse, 5 extra bucks, a sucker stuck to my shoe, one sock, and a stolen copy of the zombie survival guide
please tell me this is not legit
the towel caught on fire outside the hottub but we were all too stoned to care
yeah, and when i walked in on them fucking he said "go away, i'm making sons."
She tried to lure me back to her house by saying she had "real" pizza.
You would be married by May if you put half as much energy into getting straight guys as you do into getting gay guys
You were dancing with his friend and you stopped to literally push the girl he was dancing with out of the way to make out with him
Well I'm going to San Francisco next weekend for pride. I'm sure I'll end up drunk and on a beach at some point.
He came inside and met my grandmother after we had sex in the driveway. I love that he has a van.
So apparently Facebook just randomly finds the girl who gave me a hard handy despite having no mutual friends...
Would love to dress up in respectable attire and take you out somewhere nice and then do disgusting crude things in public
i'm currently watching a guy eat a bunch of cacti and i have lost all faith in humanity
**cactuseses
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