When god put her together, he was drunk & feeling creative... a vagina here, sexually ambiguous breasts there, and a pair of shoulders that would make a linebacker jealous
4 feet of snow. teaching the cats how to snow swim. throwing them off the porch and seeing what happens.
I made my rape whistle into a roach clip device. FRESHMAN YEAR!
I'm home and safer than post-menopausal sex; you're welcome for the image. And yes, I did just use a semi-colon hammered.
Get over here. It's an emergency. Just realized I haven't hd my mouth on a penis in two weeks. Get over here.
If I don't come back from Italy with aids I did somethign wrong
Guess I was throwing darts at a patrons head last night, lol! Black out
Thank god I didn't get free from the hospital restraints. I wouldent have lasted long drunk, startled and in an ass-less gown In D.C.
I would have dumped her already but between the 4 hr bjs and our shared love of enjoying thirsty Thursday naked while watching basketball I'd say its the best shot at love ill ever have
I think now I understand why people say my penis is pretty.
mom how many of the songs from my childhood are mexican drinking songs?
all of them.
Are there edibles for sale in the Denver airport because if so bring those to my mouth
I smoked my last bong as the sun rose. It was magical.
the fact that I always have. bottle of tequila in my purse is not helping my current sitch
What is it about fresh air and wanting to talk about penises
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