found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
It was awful until we put her on a word ration. And she rationed her words accordingly. I love blondes.
Our halfway to Halloween party needs to never happen again. There were waaayy too many wasted cartoon characters passed out in my living room this morning...
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
Just used my boobs as a ramp to guide ramen into my mouth.
I accidently showed a girl my balls already today. Made me think of you.
Also, am I the only one who noticed he didn't fuck you until after you were technically a cripple? Or am I reading into this too much? Congrats on that btw
But he was wearing a glow-in-the-dark condom. It was like a glowing rod of kryptonite. I can't resist that, kryptonite is my weakness.
She refuses to believe she pulled down her pants and spanked her ass in front of us
Haha at least the one I have like that you can't tell we are completely drunk and you're about to kick a glass out of my hand in a fit of joy over pizza.
I just drank beer out of an old Vicodin bottle hoping to catch some residue. That's how finals week is going
Yeah you were fine except for when you peed under the bar
I'm just drunk enough to be eating egg rolls on the toilet
HE LEFT ME THE DAY AFTER I LET HIM PEE ON ME. If you date him after that, I'll leave the fucking PLANET.
Just stay awake and booze cruise it to class. How are you a senior and have never went to class drunk? No excuses, I have a better gpa.
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