If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
Baconater + red wine = first meal of the day
There is so much to learn about oneself from autofill.
my 3 favorite things in life are tequila, dicks, and making sandwiches. that DOES NOT make me a bad person.
As much as I'm all for laying on his living room couch, watching spongebob and having spoon sex, it's becoming a routine.
Of all the things I am low enough to do, how could you even doubt if that was one of them?
You distracted them by dancing on the stripper pole, I ripped the flag off the wall, stuffed it in my pants and we were out.
I wanna throw up and cum in that order
Have you seen Dave? He's not on top of the bar anymore but I found his shirt.
according to last night, I underestimated the size of my mouth and the possibilities of what can fit into it.
Can we just smoke a few bowls and eat grilled cheese while drunk in our hotdog suits at 9am ?
Under no circumstances is tits McGee to make that kind of decision about my life!
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
Had sex in a blanket fort. How was your weekend?
Dude she passed out on the floor so you covered her with a blanket to make sure "no one would notice her"
And when she started moving around and making noises you told everyone, "it's okay, it's just my roomba under there".......
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