I don't know what's more sad: The fact that he fingered the side of my leg, or the fact that the side of my leg feels like a vagina.
I just fired a shotgun out of the back of a truck going 60. i am going to miss oregon.
you made wolf sounds and yelled "team me" the entire movie
Brutal- a couple weeks back I had a 28 hr blackout and four day hangover. S'why I decided to haul it in
Do they take checks?
Did you really just ask me if you could write a check for a DRUG DEAL?
The online application for Mcdonald's said I could do incredible things there. Today I threw out shit filled underwear in the women's restroom and escorted a very drunk/high 42 year old man outside after he ordered a 5 dollar foot long and a bloody mary.
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
He's having a heart to heart coversation with the keg about what he should do with his life.
i feel like the 7 eleven by your house knows our deepest, darkest secrets
Why is it so hot and why are these the only pants in my life.
I can't. Currently naked covered in Nair trying desperately to catch his cat that rubbed up on my leg.
I hate that cat.
I was hooking up with him and then someone banged on the door and shouted "When you get the chance, will you put the weed on the veranda?"
Yep, that just happened. My mom just gave me a big bag of drugs for my birthday. She even put them in a fancy bag with tissue paper.
Is it festive if I masturbate to Santa porn?
I woke up to find I still had sequins under my tits. I'd say Sunday was a success.
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