Exactly. I don't do penetration on the first date. Blowjobs however are perfectly acceptable.
I encourage the greeting beej. It determines if the dick is worth keeping around.
even iPhones love lady gaga. everytime I type haha it trys to correct it to gaga. this is bullshit...
never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
she must've caught on when i went out for a "run" in jeans and a sweatshirt and came back holding a McDonalds bag and smelling like pot.
I hope this doesn't become one of those friendships where we dont have sex
I want you to tape your fingers together and give me a lobster claw hand job.
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
You can't call dibs 8 years later.
They want me to get them some X for there wedding present. I'm on the way to get it now
I cant be sure, but i think ive been drunk in this church before.
It sounded like he said "don't stop" but all I could hear were his balls.
Instead of getting a taxi some gay black guy drove us home. He is trying to break into the taxi business
Way to promote small business.
I just made a drink so ill shit. It's goona be great. Ill tell you about it when you get here. Get pumped. For my shit.
He took me out, we slept together, and he sent me home this morning with fresh cantaloupe. #husbandstatus
I woke up and saw that my last google search was "Bacon neck".
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