Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
No I remember falling down the stairs I just don't remember it hurting.
i have received so many congratulations texts this morning. sleeping with him really was a good decision.
I don't think a check that has "thx for the drugs" on the note is really gonna fly.
yeah a little bit of me felt bad about it. But the rest of me was having sex with him.
No you usually just ranted about the voicemail bitch until she cut you off again
woke up in your bed at 6 AM. on my way home I passed Nathan, bloody, barefoot, and still in a toga. He told me he woke up in a ditch then kept repeating "I'm totally bringing this up at meeting tomorrow". I'm proud of your frat today
No offense, I mean I'm sure you rocked my world and all but I don't remember.
You put me in such a good mood with that road head, I bought everyone at Hooters donuts.
You might have to deal with a coked up ex pan American gold medalist wrestler when you get back to the room
I don't know, but I assume drunk me had her reasons. I trust her judgement.
I just want to return to LA when the weed and dick is plentiful.
I climaxed at the same time the bass dropped. I think it's safe to say I've reached enlightenment
grapes are the best munchies food ever cuz like the juice explodes in my mouth and my mouth gets all relieved of dryness. and the skin of the grape is like the food. and theres so many grapes!
His wife isn’t coming to the wedding! I’ve got 48 hours to home wreck him. Gotta go, I have to shave my vajayjay and buy some really slutty underwear. Love you!
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