Say my name once during sex just to fuck with her. Like when it gets rough.
I'm playing the Jersey Shore drinking game by myself at my mom's house. Things like this are not okay after college.
This is one of those situations that make me think to myself "what life decision did I make to get here"
tequila makes me forget i have legs
Worst PDA I've ever seen. She even licked the mustard off his mustach
just saw someone in just a bathrobe not even tied shut run to the bathroom with a facefull of cum. Someone had a good night
At some point tonight the bad ideas in my head became bad decisions that happened outside my head
Would it be weird if your parents sold me weed?
So Bodhi just sent me a pic of someone's balls with a message that says "I hope you all have a ballin' night." I don't even know what level of friendship to call this anymore.
Oh my god.
The ballsiest level.
I think I'm going to give him a welcome back to single life blow job
Sometimes I think about the fact that I lost my virginity while watching anime and I wonder what that says about me
Apparently I told him he would be good for human sacrifice.
OMG he dropped his pants for me. Granted it was to show me where he got stabbed but still...
You have to get it done early. Like a dick drive by. Hit it and run.
How am i even supposed to meet his daughter? "Hi, Claire, I hear we have so much in common, like we both love your Dad and also we're almost the same age."
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