Sooo i definitely have a major burn on my chin from kenny's ...stubble from making out for hours while coked up. Pure class.
I realized today that I should stop thinking so much with my vagina instead of my brain.
Please tell me this doesn't mean another "surprise road trip" where I spend all my money on gas and the SURPRISE destination is the abortion clinic.
But what if I pay for the gas?
I just used my 7th grade year book to figure out who I hooked up with last night. Being home is magical.
don't leave me alone with all the disney princess sluts
I feel that my census will not be the first census submitted soaked in beer
Yo. I have a shitload of cardboard. We have to build a smoke hut in the smoke room with a tunnel connected to a cat house. This way the kitty can join us whenever she pleases
Trying to convince myself that everyone keeps staring at me because I'm pretty and not because of my hickies.
His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
Oh my god. That was the best half-hour of my life that didn't involve genitals.
He's pretty cool once you ignore the fact that he's trying to get into your pants
He said it wasn't ladylike of me to drink more whiskey than him. I told him to stop being a little bitch.
Fuck that guy and his dumb haircut and awesome dick
We were covered in sweat and glitter, making out onstage, in front of everyone. I think it was a good night.
We left him in some bushes a few blocks down toward campus. Did he find his way home?
Wearing panties to a party gives you a whole new perspective on life.
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