Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
He tried to pick up a girl by telling her about his homosexual experience in high school.
I love you. And by the way. I found out a way for you to train your gag reflex. Elliot taught us in math.
I think even Ryan Seacrest is disgusted with the thought of Ryan Seacrest getting some.
you kept lying down on the floor at the bar just to prove you could get back up
it was a weeks worth of wine for $20. it would have been fiscally irresponsible to not buy it.
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He will. He has no choice. What's he gonna do? Find a better fuck buddy? We both know that's not possible. I'm the ideal friend with benefit. Minus snoring and uneven tits.
I take it that, because we are not guzzling a box of franzia, everything went alright?
It's the 30 sec rule.... the worst that could happen is I could die
I'm so annoyed. We're about to buy groceries for the week and at this point I'm hoping to sustain myself on pure alcohol.
Would you like to get an apartment bong? It can be like our pet and we can give it a name.
What's an appropriate engagement gift for the girl that's marrying your brother's Tuesday night hookup? Cause all I can think of is vodka and Kleenex.
Just dropped the most perfectly rolled joint into the toilet I just finished taking a shit in, hadn't even had time to flush, 5 second rule?
No!
So someone just asked us for our kidneys?!?
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