so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
Her sister's ass was worth my getting thrown out of the house.
I'm totally counting that party when he kept putting his hands down my pants as a date.
It just hit me that i made out with someone's mom last night
walking in back of a girl wearing booty shorts, a halter and a bracelet that says trainwreck. I don't get it. The first day of nice weather and all the whores come out, are they like hibernating bears or something?
You then began crawling around in the grass with a magnifying class saying you were searching for the magic school bus.
I just got hard thinking about a crunch wrap. Im done
What happened to "I wouldnt even touch her with a ten foot pole"?
Her vagina devoured it.
Sun* burn. But that sounds like wait.. Midsentence thought... It would be like swimming in a giant bowl of cereal.. Only I would be cereal. This is brilliant.
If this party got busted it would be an improvement
You're invited to our X-games themed party. We have an ice luge and every time someone eats shit we drink. It's gonna be great.
Starting St Patrick's Weekend, non stop flights on Pacific Whorelines to the scenic HotMessXpress. Get the cougars ready, it's gonna get weird.
I broke her handcuffs. I feel like an animal.
Just a little. Like do I say "hey I'm the girl that's fucking your son, nice to meet you"
I am a unicorn in a field of flowers, you asshole.
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