I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
you threw up in someones recycling bin and left a note apologizing. how drunk do you think you were?!
Does boxed wine and camel crushes signify a college date? Lets hope so
Was just practicing flip cup with my NyQuil cup...
Sorry for scaring your son with my drunken animal impressions
$5 long island pitchers = roommate pissing on his laptop at 3am.
That bitch ruined vodka saturday
Its the least I can do really, I mean, I did sleep with her husband...
Come my child we shall walk thru the pasture of amazing sex and corndogs. Hint:some corndogs are not corndogs.
Dad and I are shitfaced screaming at Canadians in Walmart. Life is good.
Also I feel that I would be a hell of a sled dog operator.
On a completely different note: my hookup and i are now in a semester GPA competition. Winner gets froyo and sexual favors. School just got interesting.....
I'm gonna do it. I'm gonna write gay mortal kombat fanfic. May the gods be praised for whisky
just had sex in the back of my high school auditorium #dreamcumtrue
im tired of guys just wanting to hook up with me. im like, guys, i know im pretty and i have a slammin bod and i love making out, but cant someone treat me with respect??
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