Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
Actually considered writing down one of the numbers on the bathroom stall. That's how much I miss vagina.
Hey, did you take me to hospital last night?
Took me 12 hours to be sober again. Shitshow mission accomplished
I'm driving up the street and can't tell if my ears are actually about to pop or not.
A solid 8.5 on the baked meter, I need to stop.
I took your mattress from your bed. Don't ask questions. Love you. See ya later.
Do you remember doing synchronized hip thrusts to Michael Jackson? Probably one of my favorite parts of the night
I think this shark week should consist of getting drunk enough to actually go hunt sharks ourselves.
Some guy I've never met before just came outside and started rolling a blunt on our fence and passed it around to all six of us. At eight in the morning. Today's gonna be weird.
Also I've been at work for an hour and I've already been "honey"d "babe"d and "beautiful"d by three separate men. Apparently hungover with yesterdays make up looks good on me.
I refused to call him anything but Drake eyebrows all night.
So I woke up really sad and then I looked in the cabinet and there was weed and now I'm not sad anymore
Woke up with a girls naked next to me I had her thong on somehow.
I woke up naked in a tent. I was more upset that the air mattress had deflated.
Spotify says I’m in the top 1% of Indigo Girls fans worldwide. Didn’t know I would peak this early.
Aren’t you trying to seem...less lesbian?
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