I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
so today I found out that she used to be a he....
are you gonna get a divorce?
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
I've never heard of anyone celebrating the holidays with a fuck buddies family before.
....I'll be expecting my trophy when I return.
Am I the only one that feels like there are hundreds of tiny people having a rave and stomping and kicking around inside my head this morning?
I took shots of absinthe with my mom just now. Except awful things.
His reasoning for leaving the keys in the ignition of my car overnight with the top down in an open parking lot ? Too eager to have sex. The sex was not that good for him to do this twice....
I just looked into the eyes of the man whose car I peed on last night
well his attempt to make a white russian with instant coffee, gone off milk, and that weird probably illegal vodka we bought the other day isnt going well
Woke up with a squirrel in my bed, how was your night?
My one night stand just messaged me and said he is praying for me...
We're currently sharing pics of our cats. I can't wait to sit on her face.
this periodpocalypse needs to be over. I need head
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
She grabbed a $20 bill out of my hand, calling it a lap dance coupon and then she dragged me into her bedroom. I think I’m in love
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