just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
It was kind of weird
What did your mom walk in?
She flung her tampon across the room.
Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
I just remember standing in the shower with you eating chips.
Checked out the free sonogram van on campus and got a free DVD of my sweet food baby.
Well.. considering he unknowingly dated a prostitute, I consider myself the winner in that break up.
If for any reason you were wondering if i was going to vomit at the airport today, the answer is yes.
Just finished putting caution tape around the tv. Sober me needs to prepare.
Shit stained towel. The very symbol of how much closer we are as friends. Fall 011... beautiful disaster
If she says "This is how acid feels" one more time I'm never trip-sitting them again.
Using a joint as a bookmark. What is my life?
That kid i sell weed to just had his mom give him a ride over here she waited in the car while he bought a bag
My breasts were aching with rage.
And then he served me a piece of a brownie on his dick. It tasted amazing. Such a good night!
Today we memorialize my orgasms. Taken from me over six months ago, gone too soon. Here's to hoping we'll see one again
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