Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
I just took a shower and I feel like 20 pounds of sex just came off of me.
apologized to him about 10 times for being drunk. told him about 15 times that he was "really pretty"
We need to play Chardee MacDennis. Contact me when you have an available date. This is not a question.
Do you think you're physically and mentally capable of killing me? Because I'd really appreciate it.
I miss the good ol days when id just come home from school and thered be a costco size box of condoms on my bed.
my parents really loved me back then.
I feel like I was dropped out of a helicopter. Through the propeller.
One of the annoying girls in my 7 AM class showed up drunk for her 21st birthday and just auctioned off her fake ID.
You should not have followed "the guy who peed in my bed" with "he smells good."
Evidently I placed three booty calls at the same time...it was an ugly scene. I'm never getting that high again.
I'm having a hard time eating my sandwich knowing how many different buttholes my hands were in last night.
ps. i have two very important words to sum up my night
which are?
library sex.
If you break up with me one more time it's over.
It was a crazy night: tears were shed, blood was spewed, and bottles were emptied.
Randomize
