It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
Yeah, getting the HI-fiVe would really put a damper on my whoring around.
U know those big foam mats in the back gym for track?
ya, gonna go have sex there?
No I want one to have wings and pick me up and take me home
Just met a guy who has been in college for 7 years and still classified as a junior. Then watched him shotgun 10 beers. Found my new hero
They were like stripper heels, except business stripper heels, the kind strippers would wear to court.
i've met an abundance of virgins and guys who where flip flops, i thinks there's a correlation
he's the only person i know who can drink himself into and out of alcohol poisoning.
Took "drink until he's cute" to a whole new level last night...
I'm turning twenty & the only honorable way to exit my teens is by slapping the fuck outta the bag. You better be in.
Just caught myself checking an online porn site while in a strip club. Might have a problem.
You were sitting in a chair and you said "I just feel like a little fishy, floooooating through the ocean, so pretty"
I'm just trying to win a butt plug dude
Is offering to blow your HR rep considered an ethics violation?
He has great stamina, he knows how to use his tongue, and he's hung like a goddamn Pegasus. I can overlook the man bun.
I don't know what to do about my nipple.
Randomize
