yeah that pretty much nipped itself in the bud when I realized i could see her whiteheads glowing in the blacklight
I didn't know it was possible to make picking up dog shit look sexy.
She did the bend and snap...
it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
he went down on me with a nose plug on, you tell me how it went
I woke up with a random mailbox in my room with a note that said "this should probably be returned. Happy Thursday!"
I wish I could just thrust my cock straight into her new relationship.
Hu mahhiw im so tired.i just got done. In fo dleepu. Aaaaaaahh. I qisj my mom filmed me. In axtunf so funny
And nobody saved him?? That chick had like three teeth TOPS
I want to be done crawling through windows but the sex is too good to stop...but I'm running out of excuses for where the bruises on my legs are coming from.
I AM COVERED IN FAKE BLOOD AND REAL CUM. I AM AWESOME
I swear to god there was like a 2-second timespan in which he went from laughing to coughing, hiccuping, and subsequently projectile vomiting into the grass. There is literally a line in the grass, about 2 yards long, of his puke. It was more impressive than disgusting to be honest. And then he just shrugged and said "I have no idea where that came from."
That time we were having sex when you were super drunk, I kept yelling out, "Oh God," and you said, "You're going to need him after this." Idk why I suddenly thought of that.
your marriage is hazardous to my nightlife
yea, mine too.
I want to conceive our bastard child on an athletic field. Why can't we make this happen?
So technically I made out with my second cousin this weekend... But it's by marriage and I'm adopted, so it's ok.
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