you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best.
A lady just asked me if you "seat yourselves" here at qdoba. I told her yea and she has been sitting at a table waiting for someone to take her order for 25 mins.
just fit an iguana in a condom...have pics
My girlfriend was pissed, so if I had to guess, i'd say I had a GREAT time last night
I'm covered in mustard and it looks like I nose dived in to barbed wire ??? Was last night that good?
Trying to find a reliable dealer on Rockfordmugshots.com. Guy arrested for 15 grams of coke could be him !
You realize those people have been ARRESTED recently. right.
He's a Shit stain on my heart
Things I want for my birthday 1. a Chipotle grade tortilla steamer 2. a new liver
Well then sir I'll probably see you tomorrow after my class and at 3 with your clothes off. Sounds like a solid way to start the weekend to me
Fulfilled a bucket list goal last night. Borrowed a dollar from a stripper to buy smokes
God bless Atlanta.
If a cougar buys you pizza and wants to show you her newly-won house, you have sex with her. It's the law. Just being all the man I can be dude
I feel like my vagina was just in a fistfight.
I just learned in class that female whales slap their fins against the water and then ten males come and fight for her yet we can't get guys to text us back
fuck you
also please return my underwear, they were one of my favourite pairs xo
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