so the sex was amazing up until the point where she said "wow, you're even better than your dad!"
is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
The cab driver just finished telling me how leaving community college after one month was the best desicion he ever made.
Whoever said drinking more helps a hangover didn't drink 96% of a fifth of whiskey last night. This is absurd.
he came up my nose again i swear he does this just to piss me off
Just found custom condoms. Guess I'm not getting any work done today.
They were lying down in the parking garage pretending to be speed bumps...
i have now been nicknamed the screamer on the first, third, fourth, & six floor by all the ra's. only two more floors to go before i cover the entire dorm.
In the 30 seconds it took me to leave the bar I let the barback motorboat me, ripped open a stranger's shirt and bit his chest, then made out with El Camino dude. No, I'm not coming out tonight.
I am undressing in in n out. They migit ca5l security. Are you provn d6 me?
OH MY GOD. SO PROUD.
Also, no joke, I think that raccoon hair is still in my eye from last night.
I walked home with him, but I had to pee...so I did...as we walked. He was so drunk he didn't even notice. Good thing I was in a dress.
Now when you said you'd never sleep with me, did you really mean never on a Monday or never without handcuffs or a blindfold or never on a airplane or never without lots of booze? Cus never is a pretty strong word.
I just had a 10 minute staring contest with my dog. Can you come over?
It was probably bad to sleep with someone just to pet his dog right?
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