i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
We should go out drinking together soon
I'm still not going to have sex with you
What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
I just typed my entire senior project presentation on my blackberry,
the paramedic just looked at me like "you again?"
Do you remember giving me altiods and wishing me good luck on the walk home?
I'm doing this for my boobs. They miss him.
I wish a box of wine came w a hose. It'd be so much easier to drink from.
Sometimes you gotta take mushrooms and swim on a rooftop pool to figure out your relationship
Can we be in one of those super weird relationships where you carry me around everywhere?
That's why you need to have them together. Katie started crying on the couch and she just gave her a tube of crackers and picked up a beer at the same time. She's like a goddess of making things chill
I just had a spiritual connection with my sweater and did ballet in the hallway. Alone. I'd say we're gonna chalk that up as a win for marijuana and call it a night
All I want for my birthday to be fingered and eat pizza
So I have a horrible yeast infection right now and I learned that Scott is cheating on me and now he has a yeast infection in his mouth and in his stomach a pretty aggressive one too. I believe the doctors call it thrush. Text me in the morning tell me what you think.
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