he just fed my chickens on farmville...i guess that's his way of saying thanks for the sex<3
So i literally just wrote sorry on my quiz and turned it in.
i feel like our whole relationship was one big acid trip
She can't really be mad at me. I made you two sisters... Dick sisters.
I just Tebowed the shit out of her.
Nice and you can't use "Tebow" in the place of every verb.
Why is there a video on my phone of us trying to snort a line of Reeces Pieces with you chanting "This is how fat girls party"?
DOGS JUST TOTALLY ATE THE FEATHERS OFF MY NIPPLE CLAMPS!!!
Get your clothes on you are our DD for the night. The usual three way payment
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
Its was awkward last year cuz in the middle of it her mom bust In the room with noise makers and champagne
Its 11am and I'm eating gummi bears and drinking Tennessee honey in my underwear...this is why I'm self employed
Let's be honest, I'm cooking chicken nuggets in my Helm jersey and underwear who has their life more together than me?
If I die here, tell my vagina and my cats that I'm sorry.
The body is still out there. I don't think my trainer realized when he asked me not to drink for 24 days, how often I see dead people
His dick is curly. It's adorable.
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