office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
just wanted to thank u for shitting in my dads bidet last night. i had to manually scoop ur shit out of it. btw ur dumped.
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
Lauren will drop me off I'll be drunk ride you for a little bit and then you can go to sleep
sorry. that wasn't for you
the nurse was shocked when I handed her a cup of green piss. what did she expect giving me a drug test on st. patty's day?
It's true- you can buy beer at McDonald's in France. I'm not coming back to the States.
we literally spent four hours convincing you that all 5 of your toes were there. no more everclear on a tuesday.
Dude. He drives a mini. Therefore he's a virgin
oh but the power of the cock will take you to places you never been..i flew to hawaii once to sleep witha chick
The owner of this phone is no longer accepting texts from liars, assholes or married men. You figure out which one applies.
Sorry I punched you in the throat. You got in my way. You understand.
I woke up and my pants were in the kitchen but my shoes were next to my bed. Do the math...
Hey I just woke up in the back of a pickup truck parked at taco bell... Can u come get me?
Let's just grow old together and be the crazy ladies that sit on the park bench, drinking booze from flasks and loudly talk about people who walk by.
St. Patty's shenanigans tmrw? I wanna meet dudes lol. Why stop at coronavirus when you can get the clap, too?
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