Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
Just toasted a glass of brandy with my own reflection to my dimples. Why are you not here?
somehow writing 'not a skank' on yur boobs doesn't really make you look less skanky...
does drinking everclear count as brushing your teeth? because i think they are sterilized
my new ipod has external speakers and a video camera...all i can think about is how much more convenient it would be for me to make a pretty decent sex tape
I blacked out, started puking and peed on the guy I was hooking up with. Mid hand job.
How old are you? 14? Who gives hand jobs anymore?
Salt in an open wound right now.
I mean we had sex in a crib. You tell me how my night was.
I no longer see him as a simple set of male genitalia attached to a very sexy body. The title "trophy fuck" seems wrong. Damn.
I don't care what you say, the fact that he's a drag queen with the same shoe size as me is reason enough to date him
My wife just tried to justify to me why she wants to bring a girl into bed with us. I should win an academy award for my face and response of 'well of its what you need.'
WHY WONT HOT GETMAN MAKR PUPR WITH ME!!!!???!?!!
And then she said "welcome homeeeee!!!" As she got off. Best thing about being back from Afghanistan
You know Sunday Funday was a success when 'puke and rally' came at lunchtime on Monday.
Shriek
THE STRIPPER HAD A GUN JOHN!
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
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