But I'm halfway naked in a seductive pose! I just want to get this right...
what is it about summer that misdirects my moral compass so much?
If i could tip my vagina, i would.
Just bought purple Ray Bans. If there was any small chance that I would ever have sex with women ever again, I just buried it.
i never realize how drunk i am until i start using people as human stripper poles
So I feel really bad about last night...can i give you a blow job and we call it even?
He's doing the single life. He recently finished like a 3 year relationship. You can't date him.
But I don't want to date him. I just want to look at him. Naked. And in my bed.
You Were screaming "Im trying to get it in" and "stop cock blocking" while i threw you in the car
You know when you blow me it's the softest, most amazing feeling ever. Like putting my dick in a silk bag filled with puppy ears.
They got me high and left me at the mall with a giftcard for $400. I need an adult.
Ohmygod. I don't know if I can explain how great it'll be. I hope you don't mind Subaru sex
it was good, but also weird. like, i came four times and then cried weird.
Remind me to tell you how I've been deaf since Sunday at 1245
So apparently last night while I was drunk I read him erotic fanfiction while he was eating me out. He stopped every now and then to give me feedback.
I'm going to have to go for it. It's like Mt. Everest. It's large and unpredictable but I live for adventure and it's worth never coming back from. Mt. BigDick.
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