I love sluts.
I end my prayers with that every single night.
why do all the strippers look like they came from fraggle rock
i hope when i become a housewife i'm more of a gretchen and less of a vicky
I drowning out her crying with songs from the Beatles it's good for us both. She relives her 30s and i dont have to hear her cry
It was literally the size of a half eaten tic tac.
I think it's time we have the "weird fetish" talk.
dude what did you give her she's eating her pocket lint
We are without power. He took ALL the lightbulbs out and hid them.
He tried to stop traffic by waving his half eaten pizza at cars.... And we were stupid enough to cross .....??!!!
Had a slight melanoma scare this morning. Spoiler alert, it was Nutella.
it was cool until he whispered 'sounds like you need a good dicking' with a completely serious face and i just lost it
She came into the salon and said, "Don't judge me. Yes that's cum in my hair and I want a shampoo, cut and style."
Thanks for duct tapping my dick to my leg while I was passed out. I could only aim straight down. I stood on your bed. Have a nice day at work!
I continue to impress myself. Also I'm probably pregnant
His mom wants to come see the dorm.
Hide the whip.
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