i just realized how high i was when i was screaming red light challenge at the top of my lungs and am watching it alone
he whispered in my ear that he would be upstairs and i should come up. i stayed downstairs. he came back down and repeated to whisper in my ear. this happened about 5 times until he passed out.
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
i have a "get your shit together" dinner with my parents tonight. After that ill be down to party
I've already come up with two plans that will probably end with me getting kicked out of here. You guys should come faster.
I think this is the rare instance where the babysitter should get sex as payment from the person being babysat plus you'll get birthday sex. It's a win-win.
Honestly and this might sound scary... But I want to get high and play with weapons
I'm getting married
To pizza
Dude fuck drugs. It's 4am and I'm eating mushroom ravioli fantasizing about jumping on a trampoline
WHAT IS MY LIFE THAT THE ONLY PERSON INTERESTED IN FUCKING ME IS MY 6TH GRADE MATH TEACHER
I'm hoarding IKEA meatballs in my purse
It kind if looked like a strap-on dressed up for Halloween.
well you did quote socrates while playing beer pong and then proceeded to fall down
Blunts beyotch
What? Joints? Blunts?
I'll refer you to my previous text: "Blunts beyotch"
Remember that time we were together? Yeah, I don't miss that.
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