; Think of how many worthless people would b non existant if there was no liquor so their parents never hooked up
I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
I'm in my boyfriends bathroom and I shit so bad, there was no toilet paper but his mom's clothes were on the floor and I wiped my butt on her underwear... now it looks like she sharted
I just found glitter on my vibrator... whatever we're doing has to stop
Just had a thought: were the sirens on when we were in the ambulance?
I drove 5 hours to see her. She thanked me by getting shitfaced, inviting her boyfriend over, and making me sleep on the couch after I cooked for them and did the dishes. You're right. I'm a fucking doormat.
Im gunna just be that one ballerina in the low V leopard thong leotard and everyone else can be boring and prude with their little pink tights on.
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
I don't want my liquor store dad to judge me...
2017 is my year to realize stuff. Move over Kylie Jenner
When he was leaving this morning he said I'll text you later on and I replied with if you don't that's cool too.
Hi. I have frying pans taped to my feet. I achave to go the hospital, theyre on pretty tight. Can't feel legs bring me juice
I can't wait to see you & have espresso-fueled sex
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
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