covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
I totes stole your whore crown.
With great power comes great responsibility.
Let me guess--your parents are cousins.
he screamed my twitter name while we were having sex.
It was a rude awakening when I turned on my phone and the first thing I saw was a picture of David's dick with a face on it, I need to stop drinking in his basement...
Just come here and visit. Enjoy the deliciousness of me being legal. Just don't think, and come here right meow. meow meow meow.
while she was riding me, she looked at me and said "this is why mom told me learning how to ride a horse would be important for my future"
I can't tell if I'm hungover or if my cat just knocked the lamp on my face
Can I bring some rope too? It's not too early for bondage talk, is it?
You just kept stroking his beard and thinking aloud that you wanted to rub your face all over it.
He ran into the surf holding up a cigarette yelling "let the Olympic games begin!" So no, no vodka left.
We stopped mid-sex and both shotgunned a beer then got back to it. Is this what love feels like?
I'm over here willing to be the Yoda of fucking but I guess he just doesn't want to be a Jedi.
i think we sleep fucked last night...
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