u cheatin on me?
if i did i would try to upgrade babe.
K, im just throwing this out there, i am not making out with any of his friends... Especially the cross eyed one.
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
$5 off purchases of eighths or more today only. Happy tax-free weekend. -Your consumer-minded pot dealer
I should not be in class today. For the professors sake.
I don't believe u have enough text space to describe the dimensions of his penis.
Highlight of my night: you taking that shot of garlic butter and then throwing the empty container down on the stairs and saying FUCK.
I rolled joints beforehand. Lit a candle. Ghetto rigged taping the 40's on my hands and then lit the joint using the flame of the candle.
I'm so proud of your modern ingenuity
We were debating whether you had hooked up with him. I was right for the record.
you're right. a strip only looks good in porn . mine just looks like a fucked up mullet
and then I partied with my new dealers deaf pit bull. All around a good night I'd say...
how don't worse things happen to you?
just wanted to eat pizza off his dick so he let me and he can never forget it
Its almost 1 am and u wanna get together and cry naked
It's only just- an eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth, a nude for a nude
So my ex just asked for my address to send me his wedding invitation... in Europe. Awesome.
That’s basically a green light to fuck his dad
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