What kind of poor, pathetic town do we live in where a horny teenage girl is sitting in her basement on a saturday night, unlaid?
God I'm so bored. I wish I had a baby or something to play with.
And this is exactly why you should NEVER have kids.
Just desperately used the "it's a boy" cigar I saved from my\nnephews birth to roll a blunt
I'm pretty sure this all started when I found a vibrator in my mom's sock drawer and had my first orgasm when I was ten...
sitting on the counter. eating honey. crying, because coldplay sounds beautiful on the radio. highhhhh as the sky
Come on. I'll make you hot pockets. Literally and sexually.
it was like vegas minus all of the penis and death threats
There seems no grander way to celebrate 420 than to smoke atop a mountain peak.
I dont even think your gonna like what I got you for christmas. If not we can take it back and get drugs.
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
You need Xanax blowdarts
How is your new roommate working out
We are drinking at the laundromat. And will probably have sex later. So...pretty good.
I have a to do list for the summer and thing one is figuring out my sexual orientation
I'm totally going to bang the cable guy tonight. I'm so pumped
It started getting weird when you decided to scold my vagina.
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