Can't remember why I called but it definitely had something to do with Lou Bega
Apparently everytime he put me down to bed I escaped out the window, I faintly recall climbing into the canoe in the back yard, and air paddling.
If I wanted to fuck someone, I'd go for John. I'm meeting Bryan cuz I wanna get to know him better. And eventually fuck him. But not this Tuesday.
i know it happened because it happened right beside me, and at one point on top of me.
I think the closest to heaven you can get in this world is your morning dump after a night of Molly
The bump on my forehead, i think, was from falling asleep at front door, on my knees, slumped over. But we played good music so what?
I found the guy I hooked up with last night on Wikipedia, at least now I know how old he is.
im drinking out of a pineapple, so yea.
I don't even care if you were high. The fact that I've been begging for us to have those cinnamon rolls for months and you didn't even save me one is not ok.
If you can't beat em, make them send you dick pics so they can't do anything stupid again.
she crossed my comfort zone...i thought i was a freak
said the guy with a pink sex swing...
It's not even a normal fucking affair I've found myself in. It's a fucking bdsm clusterfuck.
How was your day?
Peaceful. I left the house to get paid and get fried chicken.
Will exercising make me less horny?
Got any extra dick over there? I’m running low
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