Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
He is drunkenly eating my teddy grahms and making little growling noises as he bites the head off of each one.
I wish my mouth had a period so that could be my excuse on those days I don't feel like giving head
I just turned in a 4 page paper spelling absolute as "absolut" every single time. I'm an alcoholic
Playing the biology drinking game in my 8am. Drink everytime he says species or organism. I love st. Patricks day
New swimming pool is best sex toy ever. We are pioneering the doggie-style paddle.
Annabeth just got on the bar and slurred something about how she was worried that when she started dating you your penis wouldnt fit. You are one lucky bastard my friend.
then you said,"Take this damn cabbage!" although it was actually your shirt. i found you in the elevator of his building.
He purred while eating me out. HE PURRED AND I LIKED IT.
I just saw a fat girl roll down the steps taking out three people with her, thought you should know.....
Buy Actually if the police need to find my body I'm on an air mattress in an apartment near a McDonald's that's all I see out dat Window
she fell asleep in a torn bush after playing cards at a nursing home.
Doing a walk of shame at Wal-Mart at 3:30am because when I left at 11pm I was getting milk
Haha we both slept with guys named Brad born on may 1st. This is a proud day for sisters.
I would throw a dart into the Olympic ceremony and fuck whoever it hit
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