Yes but life is bad with poopy sheets
its like playing clue every morning after we party. she did him in the kitchen with..oh god.
Found out in my property law class that you can sell your eggs for $8000. Helloooo spring break.
i had to do the walk of shame dressed as a leprechaun. I have never been more proud of my irish roots.
I have only been in this city 3 nights and there are already 4 bars I can never go back to again.
You straddled the banister and fell down the stairs, then proceeded to crawl back up them, I think you need to lay down
He literally chugged a bottle of wine in under 2 minutes. Stood up, said "fuck what ya heard" and stabbed the bottle into their drywall.
I feel like I was dropped out of a helicopter. Through the propeller.
You left me a voice message at 5 a.m. It was mostly incoherent noise, you screaming my name and then something about a man with two butt holes...
Ive only just recently decided that NOT fucking you would be best for both of us.
I just had to remind myself that I'm visible in real life. Sitting in the car in a parking lot, and almost took my shirt off because the tag is itchy and I wanted it off... and you know I don't wear bras...
Almost stopped showering halfway through to go get food
She sent me a thank you card for not fucking her boyfriend...
I didn't know it was possible and I don't know if I'll ever be able to do it again on my own but he literally fuck me sideways.
Totally unrelated, but by the way I DO have one ball bigger than the other.
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