East Village: Only place you can play pac man while eating a pineapple hotdog, go to the bar next door and see a graphic blowjob on every tv
Blowing lines off from the book where the wild things are... bad babysitter?
is it bad that i regret hanging out with a girl tonight because that means i have less time to sit on youtube watching xmen cartoons?
im too high. i could barely wash my hair, let alone handle a whole shower
yeah, and when i walked in on them fucking he said "go away, i'm making sons."
The plan is to make enough mistakes this weekend to hold me over until spring break
He apologized for his naked psychotic episode and then we had goodbye sex on his sailboat
Breakfast=the leftover margarita in my car. Have a great day.
Not only was there cake on the wall but someone shoved cake and meat in a cup and put it in the fridge.
Luke did at least 8 shots of pure mayonnaise last night. I am not sure if that is better or worse than my 2 cement mixers?
Bryan's allergic to that cheap detergent, so he's been naked for three days. But we're all used to it now, so the party is still on.
I did cocaine off my boobs last night. Then I wrote two essays and went on a run. Go me
Sorry you uh had to see that last night. That's the problem with open fields, no privacy...
YOU FUCKED THE DARE INSTRUCTOR DIDN'T YOU?
Played Gay Bar on the jukebox and pissed off the Republicans here. Best day before birthday ever.
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