Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
He's drunk and putting on a tie for the jimmy john's delivery guy
He just did blow off my nipples. He's not serious about his girlfriend.
He just yelled in the bar, "So I stuck it in two girls butts, why are you bringing that up now?"
I'm skipping the 'hey, how are you, I have to pick up something pointless at your apartment' excuse and just telling you I'm coming over to fuck.
Would you wanna look up as you cum and for a split-second see your dad?
The US State Dept doesn't need to know I'm a high strung drunken whore.
Whenever I see women with terribly drawn on brows, I just wanna tackle them and redo them and run away. I'll be Brow-lady. The beauty superhero
I feel a little uneasy about having my grandma sleep in my bed that I've banged chicks in not too long ago... Fuckin blizzards
my birth father cheated on his wife with my birth mother. it's literally in my blood to be a home wrecker.
Naw dude theres seriously a lobster in my sock drawer. Why?
I don't want them thinking I'm like, "Mm, yeah, kitchenware in my ass please."
cant one of your roommates drive you?
You came in my eye once. You owe me.
ill be there in 20
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