Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
Say my name once during sex just to fuck with her. Like when it gets rough.
time to smoke my breakfast
Just tried to put my sweatpants on backwards...the chances of passing my physics exam just went down about 100%.
He shit in the bushes next to the pool at the Venetian, after throwing up in the hallway. You really can do anything in Vegas.
just 'accidentally' changed my relationship status to 'in an open relationship' just to see what offers I might get if I were to dump him. it's not looking good
Just sucked my third dick in the past twelve hours. I must want AIDS.
He said he got laid, but you and i both know he was too high to leave his house.
This guy just tried to hit on me on facebook. His most recent listed education is middle school. This is my life.
i was drunk enough to give the cab driver my number when he said "you talk like you like guys"
Curled up in the fetal position, trying not to throw up or think about my future, and humming songs from musicals to myself. You?
The hot streak continues..if life was NBA jams i would be "on fire" right now
STOP FUCKING TELLING PEOPLE ABOUT THAT TIME THAT GUY CAME ON MY FACE WHILE I WAS ASLEEP!!!
ED guy's penis finally worked last night. It was a Festivus miracle!
Why thank you for your unwanted opinion, person I've never met before.
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