i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
My gyno told me the birth control she prescribed reduces sex drive
wats the point then?
My roommate still talks on AIM. What is this middle school?
I'm full of awesome ideas
Yesss you are. Im full of confusion. I keep finding peanut butter on my legs...
All i've done since I got back to my room today is take a three hour nap. Like, I even planned to change my pants and haven't even done that yet.
It was like she tried to cover up all the weight she gained with a fake tan...
I was trying to make tacos and friends but there was a major language barrier.
We are taking shots off of spoons and listening to Mary Poppins.
what whaaaat?! I BET YOU WIN IN THE TEETH DEPARTMENT.
There are very few times i will succumb to laying naked on my bathroom floor. But lastnight is a resonable enough cause.
I picked up a chick last night on crutches wearing a I am boobman tshirt. I love raves.
Dudes don't just lick butts of chicks they're not into.
i found waldo and immediately set him to work eating me out. please have more out of season costume parties.
Any man who can do squats while fucking you is a man worth keeping.
She called a 10 year old handsome and we gave her a look that was equal parts confused and “what the hell is wrong with you”
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