yo I sort of want to fuck rachel maddow. but I'm not a lesbian. actually I reaally want to so maybe I am a lesbian. at least on weekdays at 9.
at 4 in the morning i heated a family sized mac n cheese for a minute and decided to eat it frozen cuz I didn't wanna wait for that long
She turned over and said "You smell like my dad, i just can't do this"
well after we realized that his best friend and my twin sister were hooking up it was kind of an unsopken agreement that we would too
Its so hard looking at my mom and pretending I'm not dying a slow death of binge drinking
The guatemalans kept making all these sexual suggestions ... With the corn
it's kinda bad that we're already planning travel arrangements to his funeral
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
They are chanting tits for freedom and I'm highly considering
He was ugly. Like horse ugly. But he was built for power, not for speed.
Shots and making dong molds for my gf's friends. Typical Monday night activities.
Once two people had broken bones it had become a bulk hospital trip so we took the party bus
Can you send me a picture of you not naked, my mom wants to see what you look like
I GOT MY PERIOD THIS IS A GLORIOUS DAY I AM TOTALLY GOING TO MAKE PIES TO CELEBRATE THAT THERE ARE NO REPUBLICANS IN MY UTERUS!
That's too much drama for once a month dick... that's in-house dick drama only
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