i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
my mom heard me say 'don't squirt that at me' while me & him were in my room. She then decided to call my aunt and complain to her that she has the sluttiest daughter in town. she refused to believe me when i told her i was talking about gel.
I'm with your mom on this one.
Walk of shame was bad enough, but farting with each step as I walked past his roommates was just not cosmically fair.
Those are some awfully high standards for someone of your weight
sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.
Made it home ok. Only got hit by one car.
I just spent my entire state tax return on sex toys
I should be a dude... Walking a goat on a rope is a total chick magnet.
Andy was trying to screw his door shut from the inside so no one could get in.
Well I guess I'll go shower now and wash all the stripper off.
I couldn't find pants for like 20 minutes so I was butt ass naked just sitting on your floor
I have a bad feeling I'm going to like this fuck buddy
I just licked wine off my own thigh. I've hit a new low.
He did a backflip because drugs
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