Note to self: When getting ready to leave with a kid in a wheelchair don't say Let's roll
So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
i was concerned by what you said you would do for a snickers. It wasn't even a Klondike bar.
I feel so grown up. I just went to home depot to buy actual home improvement supplies instead of stuff to make a bong with.
I need to start giving them away because owning 20 dildos is never going to get me a boyfriend.
She said I was the most selfish person in bed she's ever been with and she's fucked Tucker Max.
You guys don't happened to be dressed as gladiators, do you?
My adult sexuality and some of the best memories of my childhood collided like a Pee Wee Herman wet dream.
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Strip Mario-Kart
I just set a reminder on my phone to get star spangled hammered this weekend.
My apartment is also really close to an alcohol rehab in case I get out of hand
You FaceTimed me to show me he was sucking your tit
Im just an angry damaged little elf who wanders around and tries to find drugs.
How many times have you told me to call 911 this week?
Lol twice
You're so sweet in the most vulgar ways
I think I may have gotten way too used to using my boobs as an extra hand/pocket...almost stabbed myself in the chin bc I forgot I put my fork there
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