Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
I have to tell you about my conversation with the cloud dragon!
I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
This girl in the gym has an amazing body...too bad there's no workout routine for a face.
The kid I'm babysitting just asked if I had a boyfriend. WHY IS A FOUR YEAR OLD MAKING ME FEEL BAD ABOUT MY LIFE
I don't know if I should be scared or excited that I can officially drink vodka on the rocks like it's 7up.
You know how girls with huge tits have back problems? Do you get knee problems or something?
I realized I was totally the dude in that hook up. I came first and didn't wanna help him finish. And he had paisley sheets.
I threw up for like 20 hours. Im gonna be the DD for the next 5 years.
I am very happy to share that the hospital says the testicle pain is normal and that they are going to take care of it.
They've taken all the lighthearted fun out of S&M.
Taylor Swift needs more songs about threesomes. I'm not sure she gets me anymore.
And speaking of good acting I may have a sex tape now
did i get sucker punched in the face last night or was our make-out session just that intense?
He sent me a website link to GIF on Snapchat. I don’t think he understands how Social Media works.
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