let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
So then I sent a pic msg of the Magnum XL box to her friend
talking dirty on facebook chat is the new phone sex.
something isn't right. i offered to be his sex slave and he declined..
He gets creativity points for the hot sauce. But it may be awhile until my nipples forgive him
LSD in a sugar cube. Dropped it in my whiskey sour and felt like I was rowing a boat.
When you guys came back from the bar, I thought everyone was a T-Rex - Thats why i was hiding under the table. Never doing shrooms with Drunk people again
My only regret is that I have but one penis to give to your vagina.
It was a group decision to take your pants off. Took a solid 10 minutes. No more skinny jeans while drinking.
Yeah, I wish I could have one upped you. But all I did was ride circles around a cop on a stolen bicycle while laughing at him for telling me to stop riding on the sidewalk.
So ive come to the realization that my affinity for tattooed guys makes me the literal definition of tit for tat
I need to wake up with a beard between my thighs more often, I'm a fucking saint.
I fell asleep giving a handjob, had a sex dream about giving a handjob, and woke up giving a handjob. Life.
oh so have I but I'd still suck a dick or 20 in the name of freedom.
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